Rant: No Love for K. Love

I think I’m crazy.

For his one year of service for UCLA, I rooted for Kevin Love.  I was pissed when the Oregon students hammered his family.  I even got my ass off the couch to watch K Love play in person.  I thought he was the program’s savior sure to win an NCAA title.  I bought his jersey to add to my very limited collection of UCLA (Robert Thomas) and Laker (Kobe, Rick Fox, and Shaq) greats.   I didn’t fault him for taking the money and leaving UCLA.  I was happy for him.

Until I heard him utter the words that Kevin McHale was one of his all time favorite players.   I hate all that is the Boston Celtics.  I hate Kevin McHale more than I hate Larry Bird.  I hate the stupid pastey Bostonians (except, of course those Bostonians that are LARD and their immediate family), the stupid green leprechaun and that jacked up gym floor they used to have.  Don’t get me started about the Los Angeles Traitor Paul Pierce.

Now, I’m conflicted.  One thing that’s for sure, I don’t like K. Love as much as I used to.  Hopefully, time will mend me but I do hold grudges.  Like the idiot Kevin Garnett says – “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!  ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLEEEE!”  (he’s an utter idiot for butchering the Adidas slogan that was supposed to be “Impossible is Nothing”.)

I hope the rest of the Bruins that jumped to the NBA keep their mouths shut for my sake.